Hasta La Vista Fascialator! Hola to .........

I was recently given some advice from a colleague to change "The Fascialator" to a more professional sounding name. Now, I always tell people who purchase a tool for their use what I called it, but they could call it whatever they want. I have a few ideas in my head, but if you readers out there have any, submit them! After a week, winner gets a free TASTM Tool!